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So what the hell must I go to Spar for first anyway?! Seems heavy dodge..

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 BUT WAIT, YOURE TELLING ME THE BOOKING TAKES PLACE AT YOUR HOUSE.. BUT YOU WANT ME TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FIRST AND SIT THERE LIKE A FOOL?! DO I LOOK LIKE A MORON TO YOU?? Lol no, you dont.  SO THEN WHY GO TO SPAR FIRST? IS THERE LIKE SOMEONE WAITING THERE FOR ME TO CHECK MY CAR OUT OR SEE HOW I LOOK OR WHAT?.. No babe, its nothing like that, I promise!  You see, when you do arrive at my house and finally walk into my room (ie: where the magic happens! Lol) you will notice that the curtains are drawn to make it darker and more private, the candles are lit, theres music playing, towels etc all perfectly laid out on the bed, etc. Now believe it or not I dont actually just live like that, i need time to do all of that really quickly just before you arrive, and thats why i send you somewhere else first - I know that driving here from Spar takes exactly 3 minutes. So the minute you let me know that youre at Spar and i send you my actual address, I know i now have exactly three ...

What times / days do you work?

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So what times do you work? I work all day every day from my own private home in Blairgowrie, Randburg. Only weekdays? No, all day every day. So weekends too?  Yes baby. Cool thanks.