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So what the hell must I go to Spar for first anyway?! Seems heavy dodge..

 BUT WAIT, YOURE TELLING ME THE BOOKING TAKES PLACE AT YOUR HOUSE.. BUT YOU WANT ME TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FIRST AND SIT THERE LIKE A FOOL?! DO I LOOK LIKE A MORON TO YOU??

Lol no, you dont. 

SO THEN WHY GO TO SPAR FIRST? IS THERE LIKE SOMEONE WAITING THERE FOR ME TO CHECK MY CAR OUT OR SEE HOW I LOOK OR WHAT?..


No babe, its nothing like that, I promise! 

You see, when you do arrive at my house and finally walk into my room (ie: where the magic happens! Lol) you will notice that the curtains are drawn to make it darker and more private, the candles are lit, theres music playing, towels etc all perfectly laid out on the bed, etc. Now believe it or not I dont actually just live like that, i need time to do all of that really quickly just before you arrive, and thats why i send you somewhere else first - I know that driving here from Spar takes exactly 3 minutes. So the minute you let me know that youre at Spar and i send you my actual address, I know i now have exactly three minutes to light the candles, switch on the bluetooth speaker and connect to my phone, hit Do Not Disturb, cue my youtube playlist, and finally run outside just intime to meet you as youre turning into my driveway!! 

Also, lets not pretend that every single one of us is exactly to the minute on time to every single appointment every single time every single day - not one minute early or late - bullshit. So why on earth would i give you my address ahead of time risking the possibility of you just showing up whenever the hell you felt like it, perhaps 25 minutes early, perhaps 45 minutes late and risk you either running into another client, blocking up my driveway, arriving to my house before i do, alarming my neighbors, walking around my property looking in through my windows (all of which has happened by the way) etc?! No. This way its nice and clean and easy and noones time gets wasted by standing sitting or parking around until the other finally shows up or jumps back online. Simple :)

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