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So what the hell must I go to Spar for first anyway?! Seems heavy dodge..

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 BUT WAIT, YOURE TELLING ME THE BOOKING TAKES PLACE AT YOUR HOUSE.. BUT YOU WANT ME TO GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FIRST AND SIT THERE LIKE A FOOL?! DO I LOOK LIKE A MORON TO YOU?? Lol no, you dont.  SO THEN WHY GO TO SPAR FIRST? IS THERE LIKE SOMEONE WAITING THERE FOR ME TO CHECK MY CAR OUT OR SEE HOW I LOOK OR WHAT?.. No babe, its nothing like that, I promise!  You see, when you do arrive at my house and finally walk into my room (ie: where the magic happens! Lol) you will notice that the curtains are drawn to make it darker and more private, the candles are lit, theres music playing, towels etc all perfectly laid out on the bed, etc. Now believe it or not I dont actually just live like that, i need time to do all of that really quickly just before you arrive, and thats why i send you somewhere else first - I know that driving here from Spar takes exactly 3 minutes. So the minute you let me know that youre at Spar and i send you my actual address, I know i now have exactly three ...

What should I keep you up to date on before arriving?

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So in the hours before I am scheduled to arrive for our session, what should I let you know about/keep you up to date on?  Nothing, except when you are at spar. Should I let you know when I leave my office? No. Should I let you know that I'm stuck in traffic? Not unless it will effect/delay your arrival time. Should I let you know that I'm on my way? No. Should I tell you how excited and horny I am in the hours leading up to it? No thank you, unless stated otherwise I will simply just go ahead and assume that you are 👌 So then what hell do you want from me?! Just let me know when you're at spar, not when youre 5 minutes away, not when you're 3 minutes away, just when you're there, no more and no less. It's not that hard.. Ok so I should  all you from spar? No. WhatsApp me. Why should I even go to spar anyways? Because when you tell me you're at spar and I send you my address I then know you're exactly 3 minutes away, which then gives me time to light th...