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HOW CAN I ENSURE THAT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME NEXT TIME I.. CUM?..

 SO I KNOW THAT FOR ME, THERE IS JUST ONE OR A SMALL FEW MASSAGE / SERVICE PROVIDERS, BUT FOR YOU THERE ATRE PROBABLY COUNTLESS CLIENTS, OF WHICH I AM JUST ONE OF MANY; SO WITH THAT IN MIND, HOW CAN I ENSURE THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER ME EVERY TIME I RETURN?

Ah excellent question and thank you for asking! So what i have noticed in the past, is that there are a few sure fire ways to stand out in the crowd and solidify your position in my absolutely rotten memory!

    1. FOOD! So if you know anything about "anchoring" techniques, you will know that smell and taste combined go a long way in helping ensure that certain experiences will turn into memories while we sleep, and I am no exception there. So yeah, feed me! Lol. Bring me food with and make sure I atleast start eating whatever it is in your presence while you speak to me so that your voice is linked with the taste and smell of the food in my mind. Some of my favourite foods that clients have brought me so far:
        1. Chocolate (Milk)
        2. Sushi (Salmon)
        3. Pasta (Not tomato sauce based)
        4. Pastei da Natas (Many!)
        5. Anything covered in cheese!
    2. BE ENTERTAINING! Use our time together during the massage part of the session to really grab me and get all my brain wheels totally engaged - be entertaining, be honest and vulnerable, be funny and sweet and charming, make me laugh and especially give me problems to try and solve, i fucking LOVE it!! 
    3. TIP! Now BEFORE you completely lose your whole mind and begin yelling uncontrollably at your phone or PC in the middle of your office or car in traffic on your way home, just relax ok - OBVIOUSLY I'm NOT saying you need to tip the the equivalent of a downpayment on a house, but really, appreciating the wonderful experience you just had enough to put your money where your mouth is and leave even a R20 extra behind is probably one of THE sexiest things I can think of. But it is important to ONLY do this when its deserved - dont just go throwing money around left and right, that way it means the absolute most!!
    4. ENGAGE! After you leave try send me a message about something very specific we discussed that you think will be sure to spark my memory up the next time you message me or book a session and will instantly remind me of the bulk of our conversation. Also be sure to actively engage with me after our session, but especially just before you are planning on booking your next visit so you can still be fresh in my mind. The easiest way to do this is just by watching my Whatsapp Status Updates and engaging when you can with what you like. 
    5. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!! ESA enjoys the success that it does because of two main features: THE FORUMS and THE REVIEWS. The reviews are the lifeblood of a massage / service providers business but punters are still remarkably selfish and lazy when it comes to keeping up their side of the bargain and actually writing one. Think about it - guaranteed you read atleast the first 2 reviews on my page before you decided to message me, and the same for everyone else youve booked from ESA aswell, but how many have you actually taken the time to go back and write?! Lol thats what i thought.. So yeah, reviewing our session as soon as possible after our session, make it good and make it unique just to you, and you will see yourself skyrocket up to my current list of favourites!! Oh yeah, and being able to give a (+5) rating on that review too would obviously just be over the top amazing!!

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