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How should I contact you? 
WhatsApp. Please. Always!

I don't like to use WhatsApp because it's a mission to save the contact first etc and I'm quite a spoilt little baby, how can you go out of your way to accomodate me?
No problem at all! You can message me directly by clicking here:

Why?
Because it is my preferred method of contact always. 

But like why? 
Because I like to have a record of everything that was said should an argument or disagreement arise, and I hate speaking on the phone because I am self conscious about my manly voice.

When can I message you?
Anytime. I will respond immediately the second I can.

You've read my WhatsApp 2 minutes ago but still haven't replied, should I send you 15 more messages or question marks to try get your attention?
NO!! WHY WOULD THAT EVEN BE AN OPTION IN YOUR MIND?!? FUCK SAKES..

Can I WhatsApp call or video call you?
No, or you can, I just won't answer.

Why?
Just NO ok!! My time is my own and I do not work for you. Like I said I will reply to you as soon as I can. 

And when I do message you can I just talk to you however i want, seeing as Im paying you anyway?..

Umm, no.. What?!.. Like what?? No.




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